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1:- Post By: Admin(9.11 10:38)

Boy:- me Aap ke pas so jau… ?
Nurse :- So jaao.
Boy:- Aapke pet me Ungli karu..?
Nurse:-kar lo.
Thodi Der baad.
.Nurse:-Aah Aah Aai Aaaa…!
Ye Pet Nahi hai..
Boy:-Ye Ungli Bhi Nahi Hai …

I Like it |69% like (4337 votes)
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2:- Post By: Sonali(9.11 10:19)

Ek Baap ne apne bete ko ginti k zariye bathroom
Jana sikhaya..
1.zip kholo
2.pipi nikalo
3.skin pichhe khicho
4.susu karo
5.skin aage khicho
6.pipi andar Lo
7.zip band karo
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Baap roz khush hota tha jab bathroom me se
aavaz aati
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,…
Magar ek din usne suna..
3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,….
Aur behosh ho gaya.
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Jisko samajh aaya wo like kare , baki bache
POGO dekho
I Like it |70% like (4328 votes)
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3:- Post By: Admin(8.11 19:50)

Santa :Alu Kilo Kete ?

Dokani : 600₹ Kilo..

Santa Dari Gala
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2 Alu Uthei Daudila

Dukani: Are Dui Alu ra Tanka ta de.!!

Santa : Alu Nahi Be Chutia ।
Alu ra Rate Suniki Mora Tala ra 2 ta khasigala !!

I Like it |67% like (3177 votes)
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4:- Post By: Admin(23.09 19:08)

‘HONT jab *HONT* say milay to kya hota hai ?
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toba.toba.toba
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Toba.toba.toba.
Kya kya soch rahe ho.
“PAGAL”
Moo bund hota hai
I Like it |67% like (2732 votes)
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5:- Post By: Admin(23.09 19:08)

.1 larka or larki
ki shadi hui to
ap yaqeen karo k
dosre din hi
un
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bacha
hua
khana
kharab hogya
fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D’
I Like it |67% like (2400 votes)
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6:- Post By: Admin(23.09 19:08)

Height of ßadtameezi
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Phone Rings
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Tring
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Tring
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Boy: Hello Pappu hai..??
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Girl: Nahi hai
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Boy: Mujhe Ek Mauka Do,Ho Jayega!!
I Like it |67% like (2446 votes)
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7:- Post By: Admin(23.09 19:08)

Two Friends Were Walking But
Suddenly They Stopped..
1st: Oh My God, My Girlfrnd And
My Wife Are Coming Together..
2nd: Damn Mine Too….!
Do u get this
If not then watch pogo
I Like it |66% like (2501 votes)
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8:- Post By: Admin(23.09 19:07)

I told her : If you love me, kal red pahan ke aana.
Wo black pehan ke aayi…
Mujhe bura laga.
Par Jab wo coffee uthaane jhuki toh maine jaana ,
Pagli andar se pyar karti thi…
I Like it |65% like (2553 votes)
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9:- Post By: Admin(23.09 19:07)

How fight starts…
A couple see’s a sexy girl in mall..
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Wife: So big, aren’t they???
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Husband : Ya, Awesome!!!…
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Wife: Are they artificial???
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Husband: I think natural !!!
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Wife: Natural Earrings???
And the fight started…hahaha
I Like it |66% like (2337 votes)
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10:- Post By: Admin(23.09 19:07)

World’s most Romantic lines said by a Girl to her Lover….
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“ACHA BABA, LO KAR LO”
Samajh gaye to thoko LIKE wrna POGO dekho POGO
I Like it |66% like (2281 votes)
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11:- Post By: Admin(23.09 19:07)

1st Girl To Another:
Kal Sapne Main Mujhe Koi Chaqoo Maar Raha Tha.
2nd Girl:
Tu daar Mat,
Agar sapnay sach hotay To main rozana PREGNENT hoti.
I Like it |66% like (2128 votes)
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12:- Post By: Admin(23.09 19:07)

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: I am Pregnant..
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Boyfrned: Are u Sure, Ye mera BacchaHai.
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Girlfriend Rone Lagi aur Boli:
Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge to Kaise Chalega..???
I Like it |66% like (2259 votes)
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13:- Post By: Admin(23.09 19:07)

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
I Like it |66% like (2338 votes)
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14:- Post By: Admin(23.09 19:06)

On Weekend Night, WIFE in romantic mood:
“Aaj muje Rassi se bandh do or jo krna chaho kr lo.
Husband ne usay bandha
Or
dosto k saath ghoomne chala geya…
I Like it |66% like (2415 votes)
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15:- Post By: Admin(23.09 19:06)

Girl Short Kapde Pehn Ke.
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Me Choti Lag Rahi Hu Na ?
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Badtmeez Ladka : Saare Kapde Utar De.
New Born Baby Lagegi.:P
I Like it |67% like (2383 votes)
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16:- Post By: Admin(23.09 19:06)

Sensational lines from a guy to his girl friend as she is smoking :
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“Please don’t smoke sweetheart..
I have better thing to put in your mouth
I Like it |66% like (2398 votes)
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17:- Post By: Admin(23.09 19:06)

A couple sees a hot girl..
Wife: So big, aren’t they?
Husband: Yes
Wife: Are they artificial?
Husband: I think natural.
Wife: Ear-rings & Natural??
Total Silence
I Like it |66% like (2755 votes)
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18:- Post By: Admin(23.09 19:05)

At 3AM:
Man in bed with his wife,
Slides his hand slowly across her shoulders,
Across her waist,
Under her neck,
Under her back,
& suddenly stops..
Wife: Why did u stop?
Man: Remote mil gaya, soja tu!!
I Like it |65% like (2263 votes)
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19:- Post By: Admin(23.09 19:05)

Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga.
I Like it |66% like (2746 votes)
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20:- Post By: Admin(23.09 19:04)

Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?
Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.
Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai.
Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.
Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.
1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.
Ye 2 Ghanta Ki
Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.
I Like it |68% like (2611 votes)
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